Joke A Day's On the Job Jokes Collection

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All Joke A Day e-books contain MATURE MATERIAL and are not meant for those easily offended.

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Joke samples:

In a long line of people, one guy suddenly starts massaging the back of the person in front of him. The person turns and asks, What the hell you are doing?

Well, says the guy massaging your back, you see, I'm a chiropractor and I can't help massaging your back. I can't help practicing my art.

Are you crazy? the other guy said, Look, I'm a lawyer. Am I fucking the guy in front of me?

One night, my husband brought home his Navy sub buddies for dinner. They'd all had big grins on their faces and I could tell something was going on, but no one would tell me.
When they all left, I asked my husband what was the joke.
He said, During the test today, the instructor read the questions and we were to write down the answers. When he asked, Who can initiate an emergency blow? I answered out loud, My wife can.
We had to take a 15 minute break so he could quit laughing.
A blonde went to the appliance store sale and found a bargain.
I would like to buy this TV, she told the salesman. Sorry, we don't sell to blondes, he replied.
She hurried home and dyed her hair, then came back and again told the salesman I would like to buy this TV.
Sorry, we don't sell to blondes, he replied.
Darn, he recognized me, she thought. She went for a complete disguise this time: haircut and new color, new outfit, big sunglasses, and then waited a few days before she again approached the salesman. I would like to buy this TV.
Sorry, we don't sell to blondes, he replied.
Frustrated, she exclaimed, How do you know I'm a blonde?

Because that's a microwave, he replied.