Joke A Day's Church Jokes (Volume 3)

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A drunk was staggering down the main street of town. Somehow, he managed to make it up the stairs to the cathedral and into the building, where he crashed from pew to pew, finally making his way to a side aisle and into a confessional.

A priest who had been observing the man's sorry progress and figuring the fellow was in need of some assistance, proceeded to enter his side of the confessional. But, his attention was rewarded only by a lengthy silence.

Finally he asked, May I help you, my son?

I dunno, came the drunk's voice from behind the partition. You got any toilet paper on your side?

Four Catholic mothers are sitting around bragging about their sons, each of whom is a priest. First mother says, My son is a monsignor, and when he walks in the room, people greet him, Good morning, monsignor.
Second mother says, Well, my son is a Bishop, and people greet him, Good morning, your Grace.
Third mother says, Well, my son is a Cardinal, and people greet him, Good morning, your Eminence.
The fourth mother pauses, and finally says, My son is six feet, ten inches tall and is 300 pounds of pure muscle. When he walks in the room, people greet him, Oh, My God!
Offerings had been down the past several Sundays and the preacher decided he had to do something to change the trend. The next Sunday, as the plate was being passed, he said, Brothers and Sisters, I don't like to have to do this, but there is a man in the congregation who is having an affair with another parishioner's wife, and if there is not at least five dollars in the collection, I will reveal his name.
Later, as he counted the money, he found 20 five-dollar bills, and a two-dollar bill with a note that read, Forever hold your peace, I'll have that other three dollars before sundown.

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