Joke A Day's Military Jokes

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One night, my husband brought home his Navy sub buddies for dinner. They'd all had big grins on their faces and I could tell something was going on, but no one would tell me.

When they all left, I asked my husband what was the joke.

He said, During the test today, the instructor read the questions and we were to write down the answers. When he asked, Who can initiate an emergency blow? I answered out loud, My wife can.

We had to take a 15 minute break so he could quit laughing.

Not sure how it ever got started, but a tradition in the Navy is all of the pilots dance with the Wing Commander's wife. I walked over at a dance once and asked if she'd like to dance and she said, I don't dance with a child.
I smiled, bowed, and replied, Oh! I'm sorry. If I would have known your condition, I wouldn't have asked.
During the Vietnam War, a Lieutenant asked a Marine why he was falling back during a really fierce battle. Didn't you hear me say that we're outnumbered 4 to 1?

The Marine replied, I got my four, Sir.