Joke A Day's Little Johnny Jokes

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Joke Samples

A Sunday school teacher asked her class, Does anyone know Jesus' Mother's name?

Susie raised her hand and said, It was Mary. The teacher said, Very good Susie. Do you know Jesus' Father's name?

Little Johnny said, Yes, it was Verg. The teacher asked how he came up with that answer. He said, You know, Verg 'n Mary.

Mr. Dickson asked his 4th graders one day if anyone knew how to put 2 holes into 1 hole. Since no one was able to answer the question, he told the kids to go home and ask their fathers.
They came back the next day and still no one knew the answer. Look, said Mr. Dickson while holding his index finger against his thumb, forming a little zero. This is one hole, my nose has 2 holes, and I can put my hand over my nose and make my nose holes appear inside this other hole.
Aaaaaaahhhhhh, said the children. The next day, Little Johnny stood up and said, Mr. Dickson, my daddy wants to know if you know how to put 7 holes in 1 hole.
Hmmmm, he thought, How can you put 7 holes in 1? Well, I'll be darned; I don't know how to do that. Um, did your father tell you how to?
Yes, said Little Johnny, You take a flute and shove it up your ass!
Little Johnny had a class about sexuality, and his new teacher gave him some homework about it.
Little Johnny writes his homework at the kitchen table, and stops suddenly, and asks his father who happens to walk by:
Dad, do you write 'penis' with one 'n' or with two 'n's?
His father, quite surprised, thinks for a moment.

Son, just put three 'n's, it can't be long enough.