Joke A Day's Salesmen Jokes

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A blonde went to the appliance store sale and found a bargain.

I would like to buy this TV, she told the salesman. Sorry, we don't sell to blondes, he replied.

She hurried home and dyed her hair, then came back and again told the salesman I would like to buy this TV.

Sorry, we don't sell to blondes, he replied.

Darn, he recognized me, she thought. She went for a complete disguise this time: haircut and new color, new outfit, big sunglasses, and then waited a few days before she again approached the salesman. I would like to buy this TV.

Sorry, we don't sell to blondes, he replied.

Frustrated, she exclaimed, How do you know I'm a blonde?

Because that's a microwave, he replied.

Sign in an office: We shoot every third salesman. The 2nd done just left.
A salesman is talking to a farmer when he looks over and sees a rooster wearing pants, a shirt, and suspenders. He says, What the hell is that all about?

The farmer says, We had a fire in the chicken coop and all his feathers got singed off, so the wife made him some clothes to keep him warm. There ain't nothing funnier than watching him trying to hold down a hen with one foot and get his pants down with the other.

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